UNDER CONSTRUCTION, BITCHES

Children, now is the time for action.
War is upon us.
Who will lead us in this time of peril?

Will it be Jesus?
No.
(He is too busy with his stigmata.)

Will it be the government?
(That is a really stupid question.)

NO- we can only look forward.
(And by 'forward' I actually mean into the past.)

We shall ask for the help of one individual
One very fur-covered individual.
(Also his celestial counterpart.)

WE SHALL CALL UPON
CANNON BEAR

(The Bear with Cannons for Motherfucking Paws.)