Children, now is the time for action.
War is upon us.
Who will lead us in this time of peril?
Will it be Jesus?
No.
(He is too busy with his stigmata.)
Will it be the government?
(That is a really stupid question.)
NO- we can only look forward.
(And by 'forward' I actually mean into the past.)
We shall ask for the help of one individual
One very fur-covered individual.
(Also his celestial counterpart.)
WE SHALL CALL UPON
CANNON BEAR
(The Bear with Cannons for Motherfucking Paws.)
13 comments:
Cannon Bear will never arrive, your prophecy is a lie.
...Shut your fucking face, Carpenter.
Cannons are good. Bears are better. The two together... Yeah, ok, I'd vote for him.
Whoa people are commenting!
Inorite.
I still don't see no bears
STFU I'm workin on it.
Carpenter why you gotta hate. (You see us rollin', you hatin'.)
I don't hate, I just wanna see some bears.
Soon enough, mister Carpenter. Soon. Enough.
So, like, does Cannon Bear have cannons for just the front paws, or for all four? Or is my asking that going to cause some sort of schism? Oh noes...
(Stumbled here via Koala Wallop, hi, nice to meet you)
Just the front paws.
But I guess I ought to have said 'WAIT AND FUCKING SEE.'
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